Mom is the heart and soul of our home. She works full-time, does all the laundry, scrubs every corner until it sparkles, and still finds time to help Jake with his insane science projects—which usually involve baking soda volcanoes or glitter-filled explosions.
Dad? Well, Dad likes to think of himself as “the man of the house.” Which, in reality, just means he watches reruns of 80s action movies, offers unsolicited commentary, and hasn’t touched a vacuum since the Clinton administration. I love him, sure, but let’s just say he’s more bark than backbone when it comes to pulling his weight.
