Stunned, I sent the invoice to Mia, who instantly looped in her boyfriend Chris Eric’s long-time friend and we all agreed: Eric had to be taught a lesson. Chris sent him a revenge invoice: a fake “service charge” for sitting at the same table as me, plus a warning about public humiliation. Eric exploded with angry texts, claiming I missed out on a “great guy.” I simply responded with a thumbs-up emoji and blocked him.